Uh, hi. I'm Kalli, like California. I'm lazy. And I'm kinda suckey. Sorry about me. Enjoy the stuff I dig. Peace.
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
It’s funny isn’t it. When you were young and pictured yourself at the age you are now, you pictured it a lot different.
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
Having someone buy them for you and take them off
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
"I regret killing Augustus, I should have killed the cancer instead and let him and Hazel live happily ever after."
— John Green in a recent interview (via augustuswate-rs)
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING